... and it kind of blew my mind a little. I mean, I know what giraffes look like. I just didn't know they were regional. Are the Masai and Reticulated like the Bloods and the Crips? Or like ants? Like, if a squiggly-patterned giraffe rolls up in some blocky-patterned giraffe territory, are they like "YOU'RE IN THE WRONG AREA, BOY" and commence beatdowns? This is a legitimate question. I don't know anything about giraffe gang violence.
Also, I just looked up giraffe beatdowns.